Happy Valentine’s Day: Haiku contest winners!


Happy Valentine’s Day, all!

Here are some sweet and sentimental stuffs to check out: Poster poems: Love // Oh the horrorthe horror! // Specially-made Valentine & anti-Valentine tattoo flash // I love you more than… // Be single & happy today! & start hunting out next year’s Valentine!

OK, to business! Your Valentine’s haikus were all really cool, I had a good chuckle reading them all! There were loads of great ones, but the winners, by a mere whisker, were Kate Sloan and Morganne Couch:

jeez, boy, tone it down.
that full force charm is a bit
too hot to handle. — Kate

not candy or cards;
last valentines day you gave
me herpes, you fuck.

(don’t worry, i don’t have herpes.) — Morganne

I just loved the sassiness of these haikus! Congratulations girls! Drop me a line to claire@onenightstanzas.com with your postal address!

OK, here are the best of the rest!

so tearfully dropped
on the Underground platform -
a single red rose — Juliet

Glitter of diamond?
Heady scent of token rose?
Or more dirty socks? — Beverley

Q-tips, empties, bras…
Life approaches normalcy.
I still love your laugh. — Matt R

Trashed at night again
Your heart bleeding, passenger
Of my haunted thoughts — Ann

Cold breath comes clouded
The old wooden bench soon warms
Our knitted gloves held — Col

Paper Valentines,
Modest cards for everyone-
Where did those years go? — Caroline

both sick in bed
holding hands and tissues
this is love — Trevor

We made a snowman
sitting on a garden chair:
I’m sure he loved us. — Doran K

my favorites are
your lips, red rust bleeding, dark
bruises or pink like

you can have the world
give me you on your damn knees
so naked, so proud — Jack

I no longer own
myself. Since we met I’m yours -
life’s started again. — Alistair

Valentine’s Day
Are you nobody, too?
Let’s read Dickinson

Candy heart says
Be mine
You don’t eat it — Will

Thanks for all your submissions, guys… they were awesome. Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours!

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4 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day: Haiku contest winners!”

  1. William Soule Says:

    Hooray! The herpes one was so funny. Good thing she didn’t really get it!

  2. H. Says:

    YAY for Morganne!!

    -H.

  3. morganne Says:

    hehehe how exciting.
    who knew my sarcasm would
    actually win me something one day?
    usually it just gets me into trouble.

    big thanks miss claire!
    all of the others were so wesome, i didn’t think i stood a chance.

  4. One Night Stanzas » Blog Archive » This week’s Featured Poet is Kate Sloan Says:

    [...] first discovered Kate’s poetry when she posted some acerbic haiku on my Valentines Day Haiku Contest a while back. Heavily inspired by poets like Charles Bukowski and Richard Brautigan, her poems also [...]

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